Doggo) wrote:

>Vicky Conlan (comps@riffraff.plig.net) wrote:
>: >I was under the impression that shirt-pulling contravenes the rules of the
>: >game, and since it is an obstructive foul in the opposition 18-yard box, a
>: >penalty kick should duly be awarded. But maybe I'm just old-fashioned...
>: There is no way that that shirt tug (not exactly grabbing someone by the
>: waist band and throwing him to the floor type tugging) was enough to
>: warrant Vieri collapsing into a heap like he did.  It was just fucking
>: ridiculous.  I would be surprised if he could even feel Irwin touch his
>: shirt.
>
>Vieira (note spelling: Vieri is bruising Italian striker now with Inter)
>was fouled. Rules are rules.
>
>: >Don't blame Glenda or you'll come back as a courgette. In Susie's house.
>: Urgh.
>: You are a sick, sick cabbage.
>
>Cabbage, eh? Courtin' controversy there. As for sickness, well: I can but
>try. I'll never be a match for the Doc, however.
>
This post never made it to my work server. Which is worrying. But not
as worrying as the content itself. Have I really given that impression
to the members of this nudesgrope? Am I now the Elephant Man of
uk.sport.football, to be forever displayed in a glass case at the
Archive Freak Show, for the edification of the lurking masses?

"Look, throw him a post about the sweeper system, and he'll turn it
into 1,001 uses for a Pot Noodle! Dance! Dance for us, monkey boy!"

I will retreat now into a period of monastic contemplation and
meditation, and carefully consider every facet of my online existence.
I may be some time, and I hope I have your support in this endeavour.

Thank you all for making me see the error of my ways.
-- 
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 On Wed, 04 Aug 1999 21:51:37 GMT, Postmaster@127.0.0.1 (Doc Gonz0)
wrote:

>On Wed, 4 Aug 1999 12:47:25 GMT, psrch@eis.bris.ac.uk (Nevermind
>Doggo) wrote:
>
>>Vicky Conlan (comps@riffraff.plig.net) wrote:
>>: >I was under the impression that shirt-pulling contravenes the rules of the
>>: >game, and since it is an obstructive foul in the opposition 18-yard box, a
>>: >penalty kick should duly be awarded. But maybe I'm just old-fashioned...
>>: There is no way that that shirt tug (not exactly grabbing someone by the
>>: waist band and throwing him to the floor type tugging) was enough to
>>: warrant Vieri collapsing into a heap like he did.  It was just fucking
>>: ridiculous.  I would be surprised if he could even feel Irwin touch his
>>: shirt.
>>
>>Vieira (note spelling: Vieri is bruising Italian striker now with Inter)
>>was fouled. Rules are rules.
>>
>>: >Don't blame Glenda or you'll come back as a courgette. In Susie's house.
>>: Urgh.
>>: You are a sick, sick cabbage.
>>
>>Cabbage, eh? Courtin' controversy there. As for sickness, well: I can but
>>try. I'll never be a match for the Doc, however.
>>
>This post never made it to my work server. Which is worrying. But not
>as worrying as the content itself. Have I really given that impression
>to the members of this nudesgrope? Am I now the Elephant Man of
>uk.sport.football, to be forever displayed in a glass case at the
>Archive Freak Show, for the edification of the lurking masses?
>
>"Look, throw him a post about the sweeper system, and he'll turn it
>into 1,001 uses for a Pot Noodle! Dance! Dance for us, monkey boy!"
>
>I will retreat now into a period of monastic contemplation and
>meditation, and carefully consider every facet of my online existence.
>I may be some time, and I hope I have your support in this endeavour.
>
>Thank you all for making me see the error of my ways.

I said 'period'.

*snigger*

I'm back.
-- 
The Doctor.
West Ham United F.C. Aprilia RS125 (unwell) Aprilia Leonardo (annoying).
The Doctor prescribes:
FOAD air conditioning.

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