On Thu, 22 Apr 1999 21:56:07 +0100, "StephenC"
<StephenC@dial.pipex.com> wrote:

>Doc Gonz0 wrote ...
>>"StephenC" wrote:
>>>Chris Applegate wrote ...
>>>>StephenC wrote ...
>>>>
>>>>> >>> Should you not have bought her a dishwasher by now ... ?
>>>>> >>For what?  So that we've got more time for some razzmatazz?
>>>>> >>What do you think I hired the Swedish cleaner for?
>>>>> >
>>>>> >I'm sure a dishwasher is cheaper.
>>>>> >
>>>>> Why not split the difference and go for cheap Swedish cleaner? The cheaper
>>>>> the better. Trust me on this one.
>>>>
>>>>Or else everything will smell cheesy?
>>>>
>>>Nah. Take one 15 year old paper boy, add a 19 year old swedish au pair who
>>>had nobody to talk to and use your imagination. Ah great days.
>>
>>You never told us you were Swedish...
>>
>Anymore of your cheek and I'll show you where I stuck the feather duster.
>
I've seen it. I told you that it wouldn't fit sideways, didn't I?

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