Chops wrote ...
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>I'm so glad most of you reacted predictably


I assume by predictably you were expecting us all to be incredibly amusing.
Ah fellow USFers tales of our wit and humour has travelled far throughout
the lands of Usenet.
Many are the tales told of Paul the Pure , Red Devil the Perverse, Stuart
the Team Sheet Omitted, Camel the Brolin Fixated, Ali the Unfunny, Alasdair
the Grouchy, Ron the Questioner, Willard the Stupid, Harald the Gone, Chris
the Creator, Alex the Yank (that's a "Y"), Double Doggo the Bra Size, Jungle
Jim the Curiously Not Celtic supporter, Ben the French Broadcasting
Corporation, Julie J the Token, Paul the Englishman Abroad, Michael the
Winning Score in Scrabble, Robert the Very Nice, PJS the Radio Times Critic
and Doc Gonzo the Kitchen Table.
Wherever Usenet users gather their tales are told. Visit the far off lands
of Kanto.whatever and there you will find take such as ...

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....$B!Alasdair
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table&!#$`$:$+$7$$$h$M(B(-_-)>> # $B!VJ?@.Ron Healy%"%Q%C%AWhy is it
that...Ln5e73(B($B72(B?$B!W4uK>!#(B$B!VJ?Stuart Graham@.GzH/8^Family
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Stephen