<healyron@esatclear.ie> wrote:

>
>Doc Gonz0 wrote
>
>>Good God, no... Although getting a blowjob off her has it's appeals...
>>not only does she have classic blow-job lips, at least her mouth
>>wouldn't be singing...
>
>
>Stop! Please! My 'significant other' (do the PC brigade still use that
>description in the UK?) just had a plate put in her top palate in
>preparation for some dental work which will last two years. So that form of
>whatever Bill Clinton called it is out of bounds for the time being   :-((
>
There is always the Japanese 'Pot Noodle' substitute...

Now what I need to know is... *HOW* fucking desperate did that first
Japanese bloke have to be, to look at a Pot Noodle (or their
equivalent) and think 'Hmmm... if I made one of these with a little
less water than usual, and stuck my knob in it, it's be just like a
blowjob...'? And, more importantly, how did this technique become
known? I can't imagine anyone popping into work next day, having a
chat by the photocopier, and just casually mentioning 'Oh, by the way,
I've found this great use for Pot Noodles...'

Mind you, any things got to be better than eating the bastard
things...

Oh, and to shut all the tittle-tattle up... it was on Eurotrash,
right? In fact some company has started making a microwaveable gel to
do the same job...
-- 
The Doctor.
This calls for a very special blend of psychology, and extreme violence.