Title Of Post:
[ ] A grandiose finale to a great season
[ ] Manchester United win the title
[ ] Manchester United win the title...again!
[ ] WANKCHETSER SCUMMBAGS WIN BLOODY EVERYTHIG!!!!!
[ ] WANKCHETSER SCUMMBAGS WIN BLOODY EVERYTHIG!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
[ ] A great perfomance by Manchester United
[ ] Who can stop ManUtd now?
[ ] Arsenal fail at the last hurdle
[ ] WE WIN!!!!!!! UP THE GOONERS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[ ] KILL GLORY HUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!1111

Introduction:
[ ] This season has been truly brilliant, no matter who you support...
[ ] After a tough battle for the Premiership, ManUtd came out on top...
[ ] Why are so many ManUre supporters women and children???
[ ] WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[ ] Arsenal should've won it, but didn't...
[ ] Beckham/Stam/Schmeichel is the best player in the world....
[ ] BECKHAM/STAM/SCHMEICHEL IS GAY...

Manchester United's perfomance was...
[ ] ...tough and competitive.
[ ] ...impressive, judging from the strains they've had to endure.
[ ] ...GAY!!!!
[ ] ...better than everyone else's, which is why they won the title.
[ ] ...BETTER THAN ARSENALS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (repeat ad naseum)

Manchester United's treble is...
[ ] ...looking likely.
[ ] ...looking very likely.
[ ] ...looking more than likely.
[ ] ...GAY!!!!
[ ] ...judging from the perspective of a somewhat tormented aficionado
not entirely realistic, since the conundrum of Bayern's tactical ennuis
could pose a gargantous threat to Manchester United's zonal system,
which in turn is inspired by Alex Ferguson's audacious (etc).

Arsenal, however...
[ ] ...were unlucky to fail at the last hurdle.
[ ] ...can look forward to a great season in Europe.
[ ] ...will always find it tough to emulate the achievements of '98.
[ ] ...should've won the title instead.
[ ] ...ARE GAY!!!!

Final thought:
[ ] Well done Man Utd.
[ ] MAN U FOR THE TREBLE! UP THE GOONERS!
[ ] Manchester United will do well to regain the title in 2000.
[ ] This team could easily emulate the achievements of the Busby babes.
[ ] Sunderland/Coventry/Derby are going to win it next season anyway.
[ ] KILL GLORY SUPPORTING SUPPORTING SCUMM!!!! KILL EM AAAALLLL!!!!!
[ ] Here's to another exciting Premiership season.
[ ] ha ha i wrote old fartford insted of old trafford im so funny

-- 
Michael Zeigermann
Cambridge, UK

"Golf is an ineffectual attempt to direct an uncontrollable sphere
into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill-adjusted to the purpose."
 - Winston Churchill