: Heres one for them:
: 
: who's that wanking in the toilet
: who's that playing with their dicks
: it's all the ABU boys
: making a crying noise
: cause their season has turned to shit

Here's one for you:

Who's that losing to the Windies?
Who's that without national sport?
If you're 30,000 miles
From the people with the smiles
Then Man U are the team that you support.

        Doggo.
        North Bank Think Tank.