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> "P.Shreeves" <andy@nopoints.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > is an orange called an orange?
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> > Just wondered.
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> to piss off poets every because nothing  will rhyme it (well except for
> 'door-hinge' and a really dodgily pronounced 'four-inch' obviously but
> that's just being pedantic)

Any _good_ poet can rhyme the word 'orange' with the word 'penis'.

BTN