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Subject: Sorry England, but you're going down!
From: Certic <PJS@winwaed.demon.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 20:01:24 +0100
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> Hey there England
>
> Congrats to you for reaching the 1/8-finals.
>
> I myself thought your game against Nigeria was pretty boring, but you
> managed to steal the point and thereby moving on in the world cup. As number
> 2 in group F you'll meet Denmark at no. 1 in group A. We've beet Uruguay and
> France and drawed against Senegal. Now it's your turn to feel our danish
> dynamite.
>
> I believe that it is going to be a tough match. Both teams are playing
> somewhat hard physically; a red card in this match is not at all out of the
> question. But somehow i haven't seen the strenght i thought your team
> possessed. You are not nearly as good as in 1998 and i actually think that
> your world cup fairy tale will end against Denmark.
>
> No offense, really, but i haven't seen Becham or Scholes. I haven't seen
> anyone on the team really, i mean REALLY, impress! Maybe i'm footballly
> blind but the match against Denmark will be the end for your team. I bet we
> will draw and then we will score in extra time.
>
> Of course i am looking at the match subjectively through red and white
> glasses, but still(!), objectively: you aren't that good. (?) Certainly not
> as good as the press and bookmakers state...in my opinion; what's yours?
>
> Sincerely Anders, Denmark
> newsgroup: dk.sport.fodbold
>
>
> What is your view on the match?
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One view I'm arriving at is this: we should all stop speaking English and
get ourselves a new language that nobody understands. Every time England
have a game coming up, a load of foreign supporters pile into our newsgroups
and post "Ha! Ha! We will easily beat you English donkeys! You are going
home!" or somesuch, because unfortunately, lots of people all over the world
speak English. I'll bet the Koreans don't have this problem...
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the other surreal.
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