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> Steve McClaren is being lined up to take temporary charge of England.
> The FA could take the step if revelations in Ulrika Jonsson's book
> result in current coach Sven Goran-Eriksson having to quit. (The
> Sunday Mirror)
>
> Kenny Dalglish could take over the vacant managerial post Stoke with
> Colin Hendry as his assistant. (Various)

Pah! You call these rumours?

What about ST's toupee sponsorship by the FBI mysteriously coming to an end
in the late 1980s after the sudden death of Roy Kinnear?

What about the theory that little old lady is actually Susie, after she
volunteered for a new and experimental HRT programme?

What about the widely-held belief that Colligan is still out there
somewhere, watching us from afar, but unable to reach out, gently murmering
the phrase 'goan the hoops' to himself again and again as he bathes in his
own tears.

You can do a lot better, my son.

BTN