<vbarrett@the-beach.net> wrote:

>Reuters report that "Sir Bobby Robson has described Everton striker Wayne
>Rooney as "the best 17-year-old he has ever seen" after witnessing him
first
>hand".
>
>Toilet security will be beefed up assure Everton officials.

I wholly resent your indecent slurs against Sir Bobby. If you are in
any way suggesting he is likely to molest 17 year old boys that is
frankly disgusting; anyone who knows him knows there's no way his hip
could stand up to it.