On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 07:49:46 GMT, paul@thersgb.net (Paul C) Typedy
Typed:

>>FA Person 2: I like it, I like it. OK, 8 months it is. Pat yourself on the
>>back and hit David Davies.
>
>FA Person 1: And when he appeals we'll increase the fine to £100,000
>and reduce the ban to 4 months, and he'll be able to play in Euro2004
>after all.

FA Person 2: Hehe, yeah like you said, clockwork, pure cl.. ECK!! is
that the time?! i'm starving, think i'm gonna call it a day.  Cya
tomorrow i guess?

FA Person 1: ok mate, have a good one.

FA Person 2: You staying on then?

FA Person 1: Yeaah, the missus isn't leaving off till 7 and i promised
to pick her up as her car is at the garage.

FA Person 2: Whats up with that then?

FA Person 1: Oh, she bumped into a post outside our house and pushed
the bumper in, hopefully they'll be able to wrench it back out,
otherwise it's more bloody expense just before christmas.

FA Person 2: Don't tell me about it FA Person number 1, i ha..

FA Person 1: Hey! Call me john!

FA Person 2: Ok, John, as i was saying i had to get my eldest boy one
of those video games consoles for christmas, it's not until you go in
the shop that they tell you that you need extras games and memory
control things to plug into it, you would think they would include it
all really wouldnt you? It's not cheap as it is.

John: I don't know too much about them urm..?

FA Person 2: The name's Samantha.

John: OH MY GOD!!? I never realised you was a woman ohh my god!! haha!

Samantha: Sure i am, did you think i was some weirdo or something
then?

John: Well, i've er.. never really looked up at you before.

Samantha: So! What do you think of me now you've seen me then?!

John: Yeah, not too bad, but, why are you naked?

Samantha: Because you are too..

John: Urmm.. ok.. hahaha, i don't know what to say now!?! But i do
want to have sex with you, shall we carry it on? or just do it?! will
it be the same if we stop doing this part?

Samantha: heheheh i knew this wouldn't work, the guy at the center
said pick something easier to role-play like a barman and rich lady.

John: Oh, and where we gonna get a bar from exactly hey sam?! The
bar-for-sexually-frustrated-couples shop?!

Samantha: Well, this doesn't exactly look like the FA's board room
John, i mean we just been sitting on bean bags round an old bamboo
coffee table, but it was going ok until you lost the plot, did you
really expect me to get into character easy? no! but i did, for you!

John: Oh here we go again, just because 'I' thought of the FA idea you
have to shoot it down in flames the minute it goes wrong!!! AT LEAST
IM TRYING YOU COW! AT LEAST IM FUCKING TRYING!

Samantha: TRYING WHAT?! TO TURN ME INTO SOME CHEAP LADY OF THE NIGHT
WHO SUCCUMBS TO YOUR EVERY WHIM?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?! IF SO WHY
DONT YOU JUST DO YOUR BUSINESS RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GET ON WITH THE REST
OF MY NIGHT IN PEACE!?!

John: No, i don't fancy doing anything now, if you dont want to, then
i dont, its no fun otherwise, and is exactly why we was trying this in
the first place.

Samantha: You are SUCH a child John!

John: No i'm not, you ARE!

Samantha: Oh, here we go aaaggain with your stupid immaturity, just
what is wrong eh John?! Just what the fuck do you find so
un-attractive about me so that i have to dress up as a guy with this
fucking moustache wrapped around my lip?!

John: I Just don't find you exciting anymore Sam, i... i think i fancy
men, i want a man sam!

Samantha: YES JOHN! And so do i!!! You think i don't yearn to be
cuddled when i am upset? you don't think i have fantasies or desires
that need to be fed occasionally?! I'm gonna be level with you, i'm
more than just a little pissed off with our relationship right now,
and i don't know why i hang around! give me one good reason why i
shouldnt open that door and leave for good?!

John: The kids, Sam, the kids, you want to stay for the kids, dont
you? we could get a man and share him?!

Samantha: I'm sorry John, but i don't want that, they are YOUR kids
now, i don't want anything to do with them.. Good.... bye....

John: Nooooooooo! Saaam! NOOOOO! COME BACK!! I CAN CHANGE!!   SAM?!

Little girl: Daddy? Has mummy gone to get the turkey? can we go get
the tree down daddy? we can surprise mummy, cant we daddy? We can get
that big box down and put decorations everywhere daddy!! Daddy?! Why
are you swinging from the doorway daddy?! daddy?!


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