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> Tell you what. If you agree not to top-post, I'll furnish you with plausible
> answers? Deal?

Sounds like a big unhelpful pisstake to me.

> I think it's more likely to be 18 football clubs called City (in the English
> league, conference and Scottish league combined.)

On an entirely unrelate note, it's a fucking joke what passes for a city in this
country.

> Birmingham
> Manchester
> Leicester

Okay, fair enough.

> Norwich
> Bradford
> Coventry

Pushing it a little, but I guess you'd call them cities.

> Stoke

Hmmm.

> Bristol
> Cardiff

No problem with these two.

> Lincoln

Fuck off!

> York

In a chimp's cock!

> Hull
> Swansea

Yep.

> Exeter
> Chester
> Brechin
> Elgin

Chester is a city? Exeter? It's a piss take. I've never even fucking heard of the
other two, although I think the second one might be a character from The Hobbit.

> And that's only 17. Never mind.

You forgot Shit-cum-Bottomley, the second largest city in the Cotswalds. Population:
630. Twinned with Oslo. Famous for it's industries of elderflower cordial, and
elderflower cordial with lime. The local team, Shit-cum-Bottomley City, once
progressed to the third round of the FA Vase, and are currently chasing promotion to
the Right-out-in-the-fucking-sticks Division of the Learn Direct League. Heady days
at the Farley Road Recreational Ground.

Joe
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