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Subject: Medical question
From: Joe Horowitz <jh007c3183NOSPAM@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: 2003-03-12 13:40:38 PST
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> On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 18:08:15 -0000, "Stuart Vincent"
> <tornado@supercell.fslife.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >> I haven't had a kebab since December, and I'm feeling a lot better on the
> >> whole.
> >>
> >> BTN
> >
> >I don't eat kebabs anyway. And I *always* feel like shit.
>
> Then shit you should have, Stu. The body is a marvellous piece of
> machinery. If it really wants something then there's a very good
> chance that that is exactly what it needs. Take chips for example.
> They're a fine nutritious food in their own right but in
> scientifically controlled tests 9 out of 10 people have a tendency to
> smother them with salt and, you guessed it, 8 out of those lucky 9
> were in fact slightly below their required levels of salt.
>
> So if you feel like shit then don't risk playing with your health by
> denying your body of whatever it craves. It might not be the shit, but
> the shit _inside_ the shit that you actually need, so get as much down
> yer neck as you can manage asap.
I heart TW.
It's that whole "doctor within" thing, isn't it. If you crave chicken, you
should probably eat some chicken, as there'll undoubtedly be a good reason
why your body is making you want it (probably protein or something), just
like you get thirsty when you need fluids.
That's why I inject heroin six or seven times a day. Why fight it? My body
knows what's good for me.
Joe
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