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Subject: FAO: Mike Cunningham
From: Joe Horowitz <jh007c3183NOSPAM@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 02:45:36 +0100

news:MPG.192cc314f46213b39896b4@news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> In article <6ec3cvs50moecvs6uv6ip9m4bj626v65tf@4ax.com>,
> demosthenes@cybergal.com expulges...
> > Mikey, you may have an imposter. I'm worried for you. Better upgrade
> > security before this person tries to assimilate you entirely.
> >
> > http://www.theonering.net/perl/newsview/8/1052880686
> >
> > Demosthenes
> >
> I see the campaign for plain English is starting to have an effect.
>
> Or, as Michael Cunningham would put it, "I elucidate that the robust
> affirmations of the expedition to realise plain, unconvoluted English in
> our era are eliciting a meritorious denouement. Thnn, thnn."

If I ever heard Mikey speak like that, I'd probably unsubscribe from UKSF,
then shut down my computer, take it apart, put all the bits in a great big
sack, drive out into the countryside, walk into some woods, dig a big hole,
put the bag in it, with some elderberries, and a spoon, and a frog, and
cover it over, and move to a different country.

That, and only that, would relieve the melancholy.

Joe
--
You have lacked a figure outside the sign of the Joe?



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