"Doc Gonz0" <ukrm@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On 2 Feb 2004 23:24:48 GMT, For example John Smith
> <fejs.itsbigenoughalreadythanks@f2s.com> wrote:
>
> >According to the online dream dictionary http://www.dreammoods.com
>
> Curiously, they have nothing about the last two dreams I can recall -

I think I can help you out here, Doc.  I'm an expert at understanding the mysterious
world of sleeping thought, or "analdreamysister" as we call it in the trade.  (The
art of DREAM ANALYSIS inTERpretation).

> one about my friend riding a girl's bike and all of my mates taking
> the piss out of him

Interesting.  The act of "riding a bike" often symbolises that of
sleeping with a slapper.

There's also an element of what we call "worry dream" in here.  The dream is about
something bad happening to someone close to you, which is a sign that you care an
awful lot about this person.  Maybe more than you realise.

 You talk about your "mates", and yet the focus of your dream is your "friend".
That's a pretty clear distinction you're drawing there, and suggest the sort of
"blood is thicker than water" type mentality that exists exclusively between a mother
and her offspring.

The unbreakable bond, threatened by the callous and opportunistic attitudes of your
immediate acquaintances.

In short, this dream means that your mother is a whore, and all your
mates have fucked her.

> and the other about teaching a degree course in English at the OU.

This one means you're a cunt.

HTH.

Joe
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What's this got to do with football ?