"Dat" <dat_004@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Gorgo lands on planet Earth and is confronted with Dat's WSC.  It pleases
Gorgo.

> ==
> Aston Villa v Everton, 15:00

Gorgo is displeased by the ones we call "Everton", and he doesn't much care
for the Villa either.  He is considering vapourising both teams tomorrow,
shortly before half-time.  If he forgets,

1-1

> ==
> Crystal Palace v Birmingham, 15:00

Gorgo is unimpressed by Crystal Palace, but wishes to learn more about
Birmingham City.  He seeks counsel with Steve Bruce in order that he may
understand the ways of his people.  Like, why does the big fella keep
falling over.  Steve Bruce denies his request.  Gorgo is angered and will
not stand for Steve Bruce's insolence, and vows to enslave him in a big
spinny bubble thing he built for enslaving people.  Not until after the
match, though.

1-2

> ==
> Man Utd v Portsmouth, 17:15

Gorgo is pleased by Man Utd, and recognises Wayne Rooney as a distant
relative.  He decides to take Man Utd back to #788101c2 after the weekend,
and have them as the official Royal Sports Team From Planet Earth.  They can
perform for his entertainment.

In the meantime, 3-0

> ==
> Southampton v Arsenal, 12:45

Southampton and Arsenal do not please Gorgo.  They will die.

1-2

> ==
> Tottenham v Fulham, 15:00

Gorgo has not yet noticed Tottenham and Fulham.  They would be advised to
keep very still and not make a sound until he has satisfied his curiosity
with planet Earth.

3-0

> ==
> Middlesbrough v Charlton, 15:00

Gorgo is indifferent to Middlesbrough and Charlton.  He will spare them for
now.  Actually, on second thoughts, fuck it.  They will die.

2-1

> ==
> Newcastle v Bolton, 14:00

Gorgo has chosen Newcastle and Bolton as his twin brides, he will impregnate
them with the seed of his young.  Shouldn't slow them down too much for this
match, although death is inevitable during labour, which is scheduled for
next Thursday.  Might place a spanner in Newcastle's UEFA works.

1-1

> ==
> Norwich v Man City, 20:00

Gorgo has taken pity on Norwich, and vows to vaporise all who stand in their
way from now on.  Starting with this shower of shite.

2-2

==
Gorgo has all but satisfied his curiosity with planet Earth, and will return
to #788101c2 by Friday.  With Manchester United.  Until then, stay in your
homes.

Joe
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