According to <bennunn@depro.co.uk>:
>> Ben's penis.
>
>From what I've heard, we've all tried to nominate that, and it never makes
>the archive. You know, I think Conlan might have something against it.

As I've explained to you several times before, Mr Nunn, we just don't
have the storage facilities required to archive such an item on our
current budget.  Maybe, one day, when you all have paid up your subs
like good little UKSFers, maybe then we can consider archiving some
other items, possibly even eggs.  But when it comes to your penis, I
can quite honestly say that I cannot currently forsee a little niche
in which we can slot it.

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