In article <Xns96656F17FF603192137@127.0.0.1>, Kullrad wrote:
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> Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM@MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net> tickled their tummies and
> meowed
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>> I think this is one of the 7 signs of a Psychotic Girlfriend,
>> Tommo. You should dump her like a Hot Djemba-Djemba.
>
> What are the other 6 signs, Sid?

7 Signs of a Psychotic Girlfriend
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#7. Asks to meet your mates very early into your dating.
Usually followed by, "I want to see if they are bleeders."

#6. Checks your star sign and/or numerology chart before
accepting to go out with you.

#5. Has a collection of Dan Brown dolls under her bed
with nails in the wrists and ankles.

#4. Quotes a lot of Edgar Allen Poe.

#3. Has pictures of all her ex-boyfriends' graves.

#2. Suggests that exchanging all text messages received
at the end of the day is healthy behaviour.

#1. Is a Coventry City supporter.

Sid
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