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Subject: Beckham may sign for Orient
From: Sid <sidESSSPAMMMMM@MMMMMMAPSSSSEnerte.net>
Date: 6 Apr 2005 23:42:11 GMT

In article <89da0486.0504061104.33acd845@posting.google.com>, crowley wrote:
> I am not too surprised by the shock news that Beckham is said to be
> considering Leyton Orient's offer to sign him for next season. After
> all he is a Walthamstow boy and he would be returning to his roots in
> North East London. Besides, he's crap and no half-decent team would
> touch him with a barge-pole these days.

I don't know about that - I think it would make a pretty decent
sideshow.

At the half-time, you put Beckham up on a high stool, and let
the visiting team touch him with a barge pole for five quid a
touch. For a couple of pounds extra, he may even touch them
with his barge pole.

Sounds like a winner to me.

Sid
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