On 4 Oct, 10:59, nigel <use...@nospam.com> wrote:

> Hug away!

1 hug each to two teams who've set back the art of defending 10,000
years. Portsmouth and Reading - I salute you.

1 hug to Spurs for having to put up with England's number one. The
chants of 'Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!' since his goal from 80 yards have
dried up, now they're chanting "Oh ffs, you useless cloud of
shitvapour."

1 hug to Middlesbrough for having to put up with chinbeblubbered Mido
and Dong as their front two, creating several presentable chances and
coming away sucking a two-nil defeatcock.

1 hug to Wigan for having the temerity to make Liverpool rather less
good than they think they are. Unfortunately for Wigan, the linesman's
LFC scarf interfered with his decision making.

Well done Gay Nige.